The 1st hole looks nothing like this, and is in fact a putting green in Bert's backyard, which also doubles as the 18th (and of course the 19th). Access is down the left side of the house - beware of More
Again bearing no resemblance to this video, the 2nd hole is another putting green in Dot Ball's backyard next to Bert's place. If you hear abuse from the balcony above, it's probably Dot's pet cockato More